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F*cking Festive Gift Set
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F*cking Festive Gift Set

*comes in a special boombox gift box*

1 - 2021 Ancestral Manoeuvres in the Dark, Pét-Nat Sparkling Barbera, Sierra Foothills 
Take a whiff, and you'll be treated to sexy and inviting aromas of wild strawberries while bursting bubbles tickle your nose. But like we said, the real party starts in your mouth as this electric pink cookie juice zips over your tongue, treating you to refreshing flavors of fresh-cut strawberries, watermelon candy, and apricots, with a brisk minerality and exhilarating pop. This shit is straight-up orgasmic. You need to try it for yourself.

1 -2019 Hey, DJ, Save Us Tonight, Red Wine, California 
The entire lot cozied up in neutral oak barrels, allowing those stellar cherry, stewed plum, and white pepper notes to shine. The result is a ruby red wine with crimson edges, lush tannins, and a finish as smooth as jazz. Hey DJ has bright acidity so do us a solid by pairing it with a winter soup, like minestrone. You jivin' yet?

1 -2021 I Love You but I've Chosen Disco, Red Wine, Dry Creek Valley 
Juicy, bombastic aromas of black cherries, cigar box, and floral perfume bounce out of the glass. On your tongue, it's straight-up sexual and oozing with erotic brambly flavors, cherry pie, vanilla, tempered spice, and just a silky-smooth mouthfeel. Elegant tannins integrate with the powerful core of berry flavors that will make you want to sing all night long.

2- Tank Logo GoVinos 
Shatterproof, reusable, and recyclable stemless wine glasses.

1 - F*ck Off Wine Key
The gold-plated, double-hinged, "Fuck Off" Wine Key you've always dreamt of. Comes emblazoned with the Tank Garage Winery logo and the words "Fuck Off."

*Begins shipping 10/10*

Please note: Boombox gift boxes don't actually play music, are not currently available individually, and gift messages are limited to 225 characters. 

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