Here's the story: a honky tonk girl with a checkered past, falls in love with disco. And we're here for it. Join us as we take a road trip from Nashville to Studio 54 with this red wine gift set.

*comes in a special boombox gift box*

1 - Honky Tonk Girl Red Wine
Honky Tonk Girl is as pretty as a peach and finer than frog hair split four ways. Raspberries, blackberries, and tobacco meteor out of the glass. Smooth, with leather and pepper on the tongue, this red wine has an abundance of luxuriant tannins and structure that’ll make you throw a hissy fit fixin’ for a good ole’ pulled pork sandwich and slaw. You’ll surely have a hankerin’ for this celestial Malbec beaut ‘til the cows come hom

1 - Checkered Past Red Wine
Your first lap around the nose pulls in a whiff of popcorn stands on race day. Fuel up your tongue with notes of black pepper, thyme, leather, and figs, all qualities imparted by the 8 months spent in French oak barrels. As it settles in the glass, your taste buds downshift to tart raspberries and plum from the unique acidity created by the Barbera and Bianchetta.  

1 - I've Chosen Disco Red Wine
Ahhh, baby! Our hearts are full of love and desire for this one. It's like Donna Summer, but wine. In the glass, marvel at the rich garnet color, with red lipstick around the edges. Juicy, bombastic aromas of black cherries, cigar box, and floral perfume bounce out of the glass. On your tongue, it's straight-up sexual and oozing with erotic brambly flavors, cherry pie, vanilla, tempered spice, and just a silky-smooth mouthfeel. Elegant tannins integrate with the powerful core of berry flavors that will make you want to sing all night long.

2 - Shatterproof Wine Glasses
 

1 - Fuck Off Gold Wine Key

Please note: Boombox gift boxes don't actually play music, are not currently available individually, and gift messages are limited to 225 characters.